Foster’s Home AU where they’re all foster care kids?? I’ve been developing it for awhile, and this image took wayyy longer than it was supposed to because I kept procrastinating. OTL;; color is lazy but w/e
Bloo is the newest one there and he refuses. to take off the sheet. is a general nuisance but that’s ok, somehow manages to be loveable anyway.
Wilt has been in the system for the longest—got in a car crash or something ? he’s also the oldest and a good big brother. U < U Makes sure everyone feels at home and makes sure none of them fight or squabble, eeheeheeh.
Coco's the second oldest. She's the most expressive, despite being mute. Communicates through sign language, mostly with Wilt. They probably have the closest bond. Coco gets in scraps a lot because of her temper, and refuses to wear anything other than flipflops.
Eduardo doesn’t know English very well and doesn’t talk very much in the first place, anyway. His favorite book is “Where the Wild Things Are.” (Wilt reads it to him every night, hehe.)
Madame Foster is their foster-mom and Frankie is her daughter who moved back in after college, I’m thinkin? I’ll develop this more later, stay tuned…!
This is so accurate. At school, we literally have children who will watch our facial expressions to see if them falling is as bad as they think it might be.
CORRECT CHILD INJURY PROCEDURE:
do not react. at the most, maybe wince and go “ooooh”
go over to the child to assess panic level and severity of injury
if they’re like, dying, remain calm, but they’re probably not.
look them in the eye and ask, “you okay?” they will nod. possibly all teary-eyed. then ask, “are we gonna need to cut it off?”
the child is thrown off. if they giggle, you’re in the money. if they do not, put a bandaid on and do some sympathetic patting. they are probably a little teary. let the sad little bug sit out for a minute. they will quickly get bored.
works every time
"sad little bug" is the cutest and most accurate term ive heard used to describe a child because sometimes bugs are kinda super cute sometimes bugs are really f*cking annoying and sometimes bugs are downright TERRIFYING
heard some non-savory comments from my family about my dear ball python so i was inspired to make some little psa’s about snakes!!! they are our scaly friends do not harm noodles —> buy here as stickers or w/e you want!! also if you wanna use it on your blog feel free but pls credit me thank u \m/
I interrupt my frequent unhappy rants about my low self esteem, panic-inducing lifestyle and all the ways fandom craps on itself to bring you ducklings in dresses made of cupcake papers. Ok. You need this. Shut up and accept that you need this.